It's impossible to translate this exactly, you'll never fully appreciate the piece.
这篇文章不可能准确翻译,所以你也许永远不可能好地阅读它。
John had very good day and put his wallet containing $3,000 into the microwave oven for safekeeping.
有一天约翰的生意很好,他把一只装有3,000 英镑的钱包放进微波炉内保存。